ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal
can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]
do not tempt me with such delights.
“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns
The very first fucking card
"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"
why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo
please sit down
Did you mean Miranda?
there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK
this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her
professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”
and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”